More humor from The Onion
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger Industry
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Tom Robbins on Acid, Elvis and Uma Thurman
Richard Luck writes for Sabotage Times:
The author of ‘Even Cowgirls Get The Blues’ talks about taking acid with the world’s leading authority on the subject and explains that there’s no truth to those unkind rumours that he killed the King
Elvis Presley
Contrary to popular belief, I didn’t kill Elvis Presley. For years there was this rumour that Elvis was reading my first novel when he died on the toilet. One of the guys in the Memphis Mafia had said as much in his autobiography. According to the official Elvis biography, ‘The King’ was actually reading a book which compared sexual positions to signs of the zodiac. Which is pretty embarrassing but at least it lets me off the hook.
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The Practice of Heightened Neurosis
Pema Chodron on troublemakers
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Noam Chomsky Responsibility and integrity: the dilemmas we face
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Marco Odino - What A Beautiful War
What A Beautiful War
Com'on this ain't a music show
it's the first act of a new world war
this ain't illusion
there's no confusion
it's just the begin of
a kinda revolution
so don't believe to the things they say
the truth is not by the side they stay
bombs everywhere, rivers of tears
and television say : victory's near
Borders, disorders and any further
it's the begin of a new world order
Sirens are crying, rockets are falling
this is the call of brand new morning
They say we're sure we will won this war
but there's a devil who keeps the score
we are in right and we got the reason
we hate the enemies and their evil religion
And from the sky comes down the angel of death:
a plane full of coffins
Mothers cry: boys are lost
Com'on this ain't a music show... (repeat)
And from the sky come down the fate and the planes
with their load of coffins and pains
while the mothers cry their children
Speakers on television say : "this is the world's greatest show,
tonite on prime time we'll win the war , the biggest show!"
What a Beautiful War !
What a Beautiful War !
What a Beautiful War !
We're in right , we got the reason
We're in right , we got the reason
it's just the begin of a kinda revolution (reason!)
so don't believe to the things they say
Borders, disorders and any further
it's the begin of a new world order (reason!)
Borders, disorders and any further (reason, religion!)
(fight ! score! war ! )
Victory's near
Com'on this ain't a music show (fight ! war !)
it's the first act of a new world war (fight ! )
this ain't illusion (war !)
there's no confusion
it's just the begin of a kinda revolution (fight ! )
so don't believe to the things they say (war !)
(we are in right and we got the reason)
the truth is not by the side they stay (fight ! reason , war !)
bombs everywhere, rivers of tears
and television say : victory's near
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