'Imagine a world with more sexually open, sensual, happily libidinous politicians'

From A hooker for every senator :

I want a smart, slutty senator.

I want an effective, confident, sex-positive congressman or woman who, if
asked, speaks openly and blamelessly and even happily about her
proclivities, with a wink and a smile and maybe a bit of cleavage before
Labor Day. Married, single, somewhere in between? Doesn't matter.

And, dare I say it, I want president who not only freely discusses and
shrugs off his or her loves and sexual desires and even affairs, but dares
to enjoy sex and thrives because of it and makes his behavior a part of his
perspective and attitude on life and love and leadership and the general
sticky messy beautiful evolution of the human soul. Is that too much to ask?

Let me answer that for you: Oh my sweet baby Jesus with a Hitachi Magic Wand
and some leather chaps, you're damn right it is.

Here's the thing: Given all the scandals and threesomes and gay gropings in
airport restrooms, sometimes I can't help but wonder what it might be like
to have a leader or three who not only enjoys women, or men, or both, but
does so shamelessly, enthusiastically, talks it up in the media, all with
discretion and a bit of class, but also with full knowledge and pleasure and
openness about his/her appreciation for sex and the physical form...