Political Satire Saves Crowd from Obama Boredom

Democratic president candidate Vermin Supreme - the most honest politcian you'll ever meet

As previously mentioned, political satire seemed to be the theme of the gathering, as evidenced by the numerous signs and jovial nature of the crowd. But the award for Best Political Satire at an Obama Appearance at a Manchester High School HAS to go to Democratic presidential candidate Vermin Supreme. Never wasting an opportunity to explain his platform to his potential constituents, Vermin Supreme campaigned among the crowd, complete with boot-hat and crotch-fist, playing his role of ‘Honest Politician’. He summed up his three main issues thusly: 1. Mandatory Toothbrush Law: “Strong Teeth for a Strong America” 2. Zombie Preparedness, and 3. Time Travel. Being the only candidate to support Federal research into time travel, he pledged to go back in time and strangle the baby Hitler with his bare hands. He further entertained the crowd by attempting to talk to two Secret Service agents on the roof of the high school, using his bullhorn to counseling them against jumping and ending their promising lives/careers. It appeared the SS agents heard his entreaty, and appreciated the levity.

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