U.S. Orders Diplomats to Stop Telling Truth Until Further Notice

Humor from Andy Borowitz:

In the first major policy fallout from the WikiLeaks disclosures, the State Department has ordered all U.S. diplomats to "cease and desist telling the truth until further notice."

"We are working overtime to try to make sure that leaks like these don't happen again," Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told reporters. "But until we've got the leaks plugged, it's incumbent on all our diplomats to put on their lying caps."

Secretary Clinton noted that since many US diplomats are major political donors with long careers in the business world, "this shouldn't be a reach for them."

But for those career diplomats who came up through the Foreign Service, the State Department will be holding a series of "truth avoidance seminars," led by executives of Goldman Sachs.

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