Do the Torts Shuffle

"Dear Professor Hanlon,
You are a fine instructor of torts. I appreciate your understated sense of humor and unwillingness to engage in the kind of demagoguery so attractive to some of your egomaniacal colleagues. As a protest against the lunacy of the Socratic method and the staggering lack of imagination on the part of the Boalt Hall administration in clinging to a cobwebbed curriculum, I will not be taking any final examinations this semester. In lieu of a written final exam, please accept this Torts Shuffle video as an alternate form of assessment and consider giving me a sub-standard pass in your class.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
PDW"