FKN Newz - Laughing all the way from the bank

Hello blank cheques welcome to the fkn newz Im wildly innacurate here are the headlies tonight..

Best economic crisis since the thirties say bankers and bailout bandits.

Heartwarming riches to super riches tale Scumhog billionaires wins all the oscars.

In the UK Jade goody sells rights to her afterlife and pleads for more cancer profits.