Saturday, December 6, 2008

Satire: Bush in Race against Time to Wreck Country

Legacy of Destruction at Stake 

Confounding the conventional wisdom that he is a lame duck president with no agenda as his days in office dwindle, President George W. Bush is redoubling his efforts to mutilate the country before his term expires, aides confirmed today.

"President Bush has spent the first seven years and ten months of his presidency doing everything in his power to leave the United States in smoldering ruins," said White House spokesperson Dana Perino.  "He certainly is not going to let the final days of his tenure go to waste."
 
 

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