Who is Zucchini Pickles?
Zucchini Pickles is a jar of zucchini squash which was grown, harvested and pickled in 1973 by a family in northern Minnesota.
[ Photos ZUCCHINI PICKLES PORTRAIT, ZUCCHINI PICKLES PROFILE]
Why is Zucchini Pickles running for president?
Zucchini Pickles is running for president of the United States of America because he is currently unemployed and feels that sitting on a shelf in a cupboard is not a constructive use of his time.
How could a jar of pickles be qualified to run the most powerful country on earth?
Zucchini Pickles was born in the USA and will be 35 years of age in the summer of 2008, and those are two necessary requirements for becoming a US president. There may be other requirements as well, but we haven't really looked that far into the process.
Technical and legal requirements aside, how could a jar of pickles have the intelligence and wisdom to lead the USA?
Well, you could ask that about any of the other candidates. Have you taken a good look at them?
Forget about the other candidates for a minute. The US has by far the largest military in the world, and is a huge part of the world economy. The responsibility is far too great to rest on a mere jar of pickles!
Really? I ask you to take a look at our current and past several presidents. Compare their knowledge and wisdom with any jar of pickles.
Ok, I see your point. But why should Americans vote for Zucchini Pickles instead of one of the other candidates?
Glad you asked! Here are just a few reasons.
Zucchini pickles will never:
* Lie to the American People.
* Break a campaign promise
* Become involved in any sexual scandal (the pickle will stay in the jar, so to speak.)
* Throw up on a foreign official
* Choke on a pretzel
* Make up goofy words
* Launch an attack on a foreign country just to boost his popularity
* Give tax breaks to companies that outsource American jobs
* Or pretty much anything else you could think of
Additionally, in times of severe food shortage, the pickles are still technically edible.
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