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By the year 2000 my own conspiracy theory investigations led me to my latest obsession: *** Heidi Klum. My obsession with her started in 2000 and by the Spring of 2001 it turned to romantic feelings for Ms. Klum. Dina is not thrilled about my feelings for Heidi, but does not see Heidi as a realistic rival. We live in Houston, Texas, and Heidi in New York City. Theophano, however, who Dina was very much worried about, used to live just a few miles away from us in New Jersey in the 1980s. Dina saw my obsession with Madonna as an obsessive hobby and was not particularly troubled by it. She hardly noticed my obsession with Shania. If I assigned 100 points to my present obsession with Heidi, then my obsession for Madonna was about 10 points' worth and that for Shania 5 points. My obsession for Theophano would rate about 30 points. In retrospect, I have come to realize that the Entities gave me these obsessions for particular reasons: *** Theophano is an avatar of the beautiful Byzantine Princess Theophano, who, in the 10th century AD, married the Holy Roman Emperor Otto II, the son of the Empress Adelheid. (Heidi Klum is an avatar of the beautiful Empress Adelheid.) The proof of my claim is that the modern Theophano's married last name is Sevastos, meaning "august" in Greek. The historical Theophano had assumed the title Imperatrix Augusta, i.e., August Empress. *** Heidi Klum, as I write above, is the avatar of St. Adelheid ("Heidi"), the first Holy Roman Empress.
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*** Heidi Klum is an avatar of St. Adelheid, the wife of Otto I and mother of Otto II.
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